News reaches Britball HQ about the whereabouts of recently-retired Great Britain internationals Chris Sanders and Richard Midgley who have become rivals off the court since returning to their bases in California.
The duo, who called it quits in the summer after playing their final seasons with Sheffield and Everton respectively, are both now working as sales reps for competing copier companies.
"It's pretty funny," said Sanders. "I definately miss basketball, but I retired because I had to put my family first. I was never going to make enough money to retire and do nothing for the rest of my life. So I felt it was time to move on and work on my new career."